Now serving premium-grade bad advice

Ask bold questions. Receive worse answers.

Welcome to artificialunintellgence.com, the internet's premier destination for badly reasoned confidence. Chat with founders Aaron and Jake, bring them your biggest life, business, and relationship questions, and prepare to be guided directly into avoidable mistakes.

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Meet the masterminds

These men have looked directly into the void and decided to start a website. Their combined strengths include overconfidence, questionable instincts, and the ability to deliver advice with a straight face.

Aaron

specialty: confidently useless

Aaron brings a uniquely aggressive style to bad decision-making. Whether you need financial guidance, home improvement direction, or a strategy for winning back an ex via interpretive dance, Aaron has a take.

overcommits immediately misreads obvious signals calls chaos “a growth edge”

Jake

specialty: elite bad judgment

Jake is the kind of founder who hears the phrase “don’t do that” as a creative challenge. His core strength is taking a normal, manageable question and returning an answer that guarantees follow-up problems.

invents fake certainty prefers speed over thought treats risk as branding

Chat with the founders

Pick your preferred agent of confusion, ask a question, and receive a handcrafted response generated from a proprietary blend of nonsense, misplaced confidence, and comic irresponsibility.

Aaron
Welcome to Artificial Unintellgence. Ask me anything and I will give you an answer that sounds decisive and may actively worsen your situation.

Frequently awful questions

Is the advice good?

No. That would undermine the brand.

Can I trust Aaron and Jake?

Only if your life goal is to create a cautionary tale for others.

Is this a real AI product?

Emotionally yes. Practically, it is a joke website with excellent logo energy.